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A Biological Male Raced A Bunch Of Women—You Won't Believe What Happened Next!

MANCHESTER—Wow! This biological male raced a bunch of women on her bike, and you won't believe what happened next!

The inspiring tale began when Rachel McKinnon, a biological male and self-described transgender woman, went to race against biological women. While you'd expect that the competition would be even, since men and women are the same and in no way are there any biological differences between the two genders, this wasn't the case.

What happened next will shock you.

McKinnon crushed all of them. They didn't stand a chance. It was almost like she had a biological advantage, but we had to rule that out at the start because it disagrees with transgender ideology. So instead it must just be her human spirit and dedication that caused her to win against the women.

You go, girl!

The heartwarming tale is teaching men everywhere they can do anything if they believe in themselves and also change genders to beat on the women instead of the much tougher men's class.

"It's just so inspiring to see that when you believe in yourself, follow your dreams, and identify as a woman to make the competition a lot easier, you can do anything," said one male cyclist. "I've been struggling with middling performance, but now I know that if I reach for the stars and stop racing against men and crush the women instead, I can be anything I want to be: even a world champion."

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