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AOC Accuses COVID Virus Of Just Wanting To Date Her

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January 9th, 2022 - BabylonBee.com

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Chris Smitherson has a problem: he's unvaccinated -- which means he's left out of all activities as he doesn't have COVID like his vaccinated friends. Thoughts and prayers.

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