BIG NEWS: A Babylon Bee Book Is Coming

It is our great honor to announce The Babylon Bee‘s first book: How to Be a Perfect Christian: Your Comprehensive Guide to Flawless Spiritual Living. It is available to order everywhere fine books are sold.

You can read the first chapter for free right here.

What’s it all about?

How to Be a Perfect Christian is 208 pages of brand-new Bee material which will transform the sad excuse for a believer that you currently are into an absolutely Perfect Christian. The experts at The Babylon Bee will take you by the hand and lead you on this journey, helping you achieve perfection in all aspects of the Christian life. This book truly is Your Comprehensive Guide to Flawless Spiritual Living, and you will not be the same after you have read it.

Is this a joke?

This is not a joke. We really did sign a deal with Multnomah and we really did write a book and it really is out now and it really will change your life.

Is this book a compilation of Babylon Bee articles?

Nope. Utilizing the same tone and voice as our unparalleled news coverage, How to Be a Perfect Christian is a cohesive standalone book of all-new material, written by the same fearless journalists who have earned the title Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire.

Is it softcover or hardcover?

Hardcover. This book is too important to be released in a flimsy format.

Is there an audiobook version?

Oh yes.

How can I order this book?

Scroll down a little further, friend.

Order How to Be a Perfect Christian: Your Comprehensive Guide to Flawless Spiritual Living from any of the following retailers:

Barnes & Noble
Books A Million

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