NEWPORT BEACH, CA—Lots of people love Chipotle's guacamole, but it wasn't always affordable for the vast majority of the Mexican food chain's customers.
All that's changing now with the company's latest innovation: easy monthly payment plans on its guacamole, for customers with approved credit.
The chain is offering several financing options, including one scoop of guacamole for $49.99/mo for 36 months, or two scoops of guacamole for $69.99/mo for 48 months. Customers who qualify for financial assistance can get even further discounts, according to a Chipotle rep.
"For us, this is an issue of condiment justice," said the rep. "We've partnered with several community-oriented credit unions to offer the very best rates available, so everyone can enjoy a burrito with a little bit of guac on the top, no matter your income."
The chain did warn against overextending yourself by taking on too many concurrent guacamole payments: Chipotle agents aren't afraid to repossess any remaining guacamole stored in your fridge or stomach should you default on your loan.
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