U.S.—In a controversial new episode of Curious George, the eponymous monkey gets a little too curious and ends up watching Alex Jones videos for five days straight.
In the new show, aired on PBS this past weekend, the Man with the Yellow Hat walks in to find Curious George eating bananas and binge-watching Alex Jones videos on YouTube, from conspiracy theories about where Adolf Hitler really is today to a video about a Monster Energy plot to summon the apocalypse.
"No George! Bad George!" he says as he finds the monkey watching a video about how Obama is turning bears gay with chemtrails from his private spacecraft. "You crazy monkey! Get back here!"
Curious George was immediately hailed as a hero of the alt-right. The show has been canceled, however, after the left declared him to be a Nazi.
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