This handy infographic from the faith experts at The Babylon Bee will help you out next time you find yourself trapped in a ring of unending prayers.
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Many of you told us you wouldn't subscribe until we offered Paypal as a payment option. You apparently weren't bluffing, so we finally caved and added Paypal. Now — like the unbeliever faced with God's invisible qualities displayed in nature — you are without excuse.