SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Recognizing their disagreement at a Friday morning protest as an opportunity for a teachable moment, liberal activist Amber Fernandez, 34, screamed a quick explanation of the notion of tolerance to a man she had just called a “Worthless [expletive],” sources on the ground reported.
“Everyone deserves to be treated with respect and decency, you [expletive] [expletive]!” she yelled, pumping her balled fist in the direction of the man who had taken issue with her cause. “You do not get to judge or shame people because of their beliefs!”
“Now get the [expletive] out of here, you filthy [expletive] [expletive] [expletive]!”
“[Expletive] [expletive] [expletive]!” agreed some fellow protesters within earshot of Fernandez.
“Love wins, [expletive]!” she added, as the man walked away.
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