JACKSONVILLE, FL—Jeffrey Abbot had a bit of a surprise when he opened a Bible to a random page and saw the name of the book in the upper right corner.
“Nahum? I’ve never seen that before,” he said. “What is this? Must be a defective copy.”
Abbot then checked to see if he accidentally picked up a copy of the Bible that included the Apocrypha, but that did not seem to be the case. "Huh."
Abbot was absolutely certain there wasn’t a Nahum last time he read the Bible, as the book name didn’t garner a single bit of recognition. “They didn’t add some new books, did they?” Abbot wondered aloud. He then flipped a few pages forward hoping to find something familiar but landed in the book of Zephaniah. Abbot then checked again to make sure this was a Christian Bible and not one from some other religion.
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