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We're glad you're here! With Big Tech continuing to crackdown on free speech, your support means the world to us! We'll keep bringing the laughs as we build this community with you. For the uninitiated, here are a few things to know:

  • Comment on the articles! At first glance, the comment section will seem like a kind of negative place. That's because of our state-of-the-art Comment Generator! With one click, you can generate negative comments like "I miss Adam Ford," or "You used to be funny, but now you're just a right-wing hating rag." Have fun with it and roast away! 
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  • There is some kind of inside joke about "laundry piles" among the subscribers on this site. I have no idea what it means and no one will tell me.
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