America is being run by a self-absorbed man-child. #DonTheCon and his ilk are infantile and utterly devoid of decorum. #Basta
I am here today to say that I strongly disagree with the brutish, juvenile behavior of the president. Because of this, I have challenged his son, Don Jr, to a public fistfight. #Basta
At times I feel that our illustrious nation is being shepherded by a high school bully. There is no place in our political realm for grown men who act like high school bullies! So to illustrate how serious I am about this, I have taken to social media to challenge #DonTheConJr an MMA fight, and I’ll invite you all to watch the action and record it with your phones. #Basta
Will sissy boy #DonTheConJr be MAN ENOUGH to take me on? Or will he CHICKEN OUT like a little SISSY PUNK WEENIE?? The world is waiting on YOU to respond, Bif! #Basta
It’s time to restore maturity and decency to our hallowed nation! #Basta
Buckle up Buttercup! #Basta
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