Celebs Worldviews Rob Bell
Rob Bell: 'I Believe Things About Things'

HOLLYWOOD, CA—In a bold declaration, Rob Bell has announced to the world that he firmly believes something about something.

“I believe things about things. I am for things. I have a clear conviction from somewhere that my mission here is to spread things about something,” he declared on a recent Soul to Soul segment of the Oprah’s popular Super Soul Sunday feature.

“I affirm things,” the pensive and confident Bell continued, after a long pause. “I affirm things about things. I affirm all things that have to do with things, and things are important? Some things are true.”

Bell’s shockingly clear statements have come after years of criticism for his ambiguous theological beliefs, and have seemingly caught his detractors flat-footed, as there have been no successful rebuttals of any of his points by any of his notable critics.

UPDATE: Bell has retracted his controversial original statements, citing the toxicity of dogma.

Get Free Access To Our Brand New Site: Not the Bee

After creating The Babylon Bee in six literal days, Adam Ford rested. But he rests no longer. Introducing Not the Bee — a brand new humor-based news site run by Adam himself. It's loaded with funny content and all the best features of a social network. And the best part? Everyone with a subscription to The Bee gets full access at no extra cost.

Get FREE Access

*with premium subscription to The Babylon Bee

There is 1 comment on this article.

You must become a premium subscriber or login to view or post comments on this article.