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Sad: Joel Osteen Keeps Group-Texting A Bunch Of Real Pastors But He Is Getting ROASTED


Looks like Joel Osteen tried to text some encouragement to some actual pastors, and he is getting STRAIGHT. ROASTED.

Osteen sent a group of non-apostate pastors a group text, trying to get them to name and claim success in their lives, but he wasn’t getting an answer.

You won’t BELIEVE what John MacArthur said next!

Osteen: guys

Osteen: fellas you there?

Osteen: i know you’re reading my messages

[4 days later]

Osteen: Hey guys, praying for your ministries! Let’s name and claim success today!

Kevin DeYoung: who dis

John MacArthur: lose this number fam

David Platt: ?


Osteen: Sorry guys, didn’t mean it

Osteen: guys?

Sad! Sorry, Osteen, maybe next time!

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