Looks like Joel Osteen tried to text some encouragement to some actual pastors, and he is getting STRAIGHT. ROASTED.
Osteen sent a group of non-apostate pastors a group text, trying to get them to name and claim success in their lives, but he wasn’t getting an answer.
You won’t BELIEVE what John MacArthur said next!
Osteen: fellas you there?
Osteen: i know you’re reading my messages
[4 days later]
Osteen: Hey guys, praying for your ministries! Let’s name and claim success today!
Kevin DeYoung: who dis
John MacArthur: lose this number fam
Osteen: I DON’T NEED YOUR NEGATIVITY IN MY LIFE ANYWAY
Osteen: Sorry guys, didn’t mean it
Sad! Sorry, Osteen, maybe next time!
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