You may think you're having a bad day, but wait 'til you hear about local 25-year-old Megan Tauber: she bravely deleted all her social media accounts in order to "live more in the moment," but she realized too late that she then had nowhere she could obnoxiously announce her bold decision.
She deleted her Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter, and immediately felt her spirits lift. But then she decided she'd better post online to let all her friends know how deep and intellectual she is, picked up her phone, and felt a sense of dread wash over her.
"Oh man," she muttered. "How will everyone know that I deleted my accounts if I don't have an account anymore? Ugh."
Tauber finally settled on a solution: she would go to all of her former social media followers' homes and inform them in person of her decision.
"It's only fair to them. They'll be lost without my pictures of food, workout updates, and occasional Bible verses."
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