With so many different current events competing for your time, sometimes it's hard to know what's worth being outraged about. That's why we here at The Babylon Bee have created the above flowchart: so you can carefully examine whether a current event is worth getting all worked up over. Study it hard, tattoo it on yourself, and go forth to be outraged about literally everything, just like Jesus taught!
Should You Be Outraged? A Handy Flowchart
January 22nd, 2019 - BabylonBee.com
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