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Skillet Introduces New Line Of Official Cookware

U.S.—After years of building demand for the product among fans of the popular Christian rock band, Skillet issued a press release Wednesday confirming they are finally releasing a line of branded cookware.

The collections will start at $299.99, and will include pots, pans, and of course, skillets, each of which will bear the band’s logo and a photo of one of the band’s members.

“We expect these to be an absolute monster for us at retail,” band frontman John Cooper said at a press conference after the exciting new line of pots and pans had been unveiled. “There was a total lack of good Christian-branded cookware available on the market, so we decided to go out and be the hero that Christian amatuer cooks and professional chefs alike needed.”

“Whether you’re whipping up some fresh greens on my face or steaming some veggies on Seth’s, you’ll be cooking secure in the knowledge that you’ve supporting a Christian cause through your cookware purchasing decisions,” Cooper added.

The cookware is said to feel nearly invincible, with resistance to sticking and breakage that’s unparalleled in the Christian cookware industry.

“Wake up each morning awake and alive by cooking up some healthy egg whites or veggies on our world-class skillets,” the Skillet singer added.

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