U.S.—A source close to the creators of hit show Game of Thrones has confirmed that, in a desperate effort to “up the ante,” the much anticipated final season will do away with all clothing entirely. “Literally not one character will wear anything for the entire season,” the source revealed Tuesday. “Every actor and actress will play their entire roles for each episode completely nude.”
Further claiming that the show’s creators consider the copious amount of nudity and sex as instrumental in gaining and retaining viewers, the source revealed that show executives have become nervous that they’ve already gone so far over the top with graphic indecency that there would be no way to exceed it for the final season, which might lead to poor reviews or dismay among Game of Thrones faithful.
“That’s when the idea hit them—just no clothes on anyone. After the solution was proposed, [David] Benioff and [D. B.] Weiss just looked at each other for a few seconds and then high-fived and cheered, knowing they had hit the jackpot.”
At publishing time, the source had further revealed that there would be a minimum of two graphic scenes of incest and/or sexual violence per episode, and “probably more.”
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