The Babylon Bee's Top 10 Articles About America's Lord And Savior Dr. Fauci
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He’s a government official, a TV personality, a purveyor of wisdom and wit, the gatekeeper to family gatherings, and a fruitful lab funder. We intrepid journalists never tire of heaping praise upon humble Dr. Anthony Fauci. 

Recently we tried sending him an oversized portrait of himself as a gift, but decided against it as he already has one hanging in his office. Instead, we’ve compiled some of our favorite articles praising his smart policies and consistent consistency.

Here are a few of our favorites:
 


Dr. Fauci Recommends Encasing Your Entire Body In Bubble Wrap To Protect Against Coronavirus

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