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The Babylon Bee's Top 10 'Identifies As' Jokes
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BabylonBeeStaff

This is it-- the one Conservative joke! Take "Man Identifies As" and you have a template for countless Bee articles. Seth Dillon makes us write at least one every month because it drives more traffic to the site and he'll fire us if we don't. Just kidding--we keep telling them because it always makes us laugh.

Here are our top 10 "Man Identifies As" jokes for your enjoyment. We promise to stop now. Ok, maybe just one more...

#10 Grown Man Identifies As 10-Year-Old To Enjoy New Pokemon Game Without Guilt

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