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**The Bee's First Book Is Out In LESS THAN ONE WEEK**

The book to end all books, How to Be a Perfect Christian: Your Comprehensive Guide to Flawless Spiritual Living by The Babylon Bee, is out in LESS THAN ONE WEEK. That means LESS THAN ONE WEEK until your life is changed forever.

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