NASHVILLE, TN—Thomas Nelson announced Wednesday an exciting new addition to its collection of Jesus Calling books by Sarah Young: Trump Calling, a devotional book that is said to “contain spiritual nuggets of winning directly from the President.”
Written as though Donald Trump were speaking directly to you, the devotional contains words of encouragement and blessing from the President.
The publisher provided a brief sample of one of the 365 devotionals contained in the book:
Don’t let it get to you when losers say that you’re not very smart. Yeah, so maybe your IQ isn’t the highest. My IQ is tremendously high. The highest, really. Don’t feel bad. Not everyone can have an IQ as high as mine. Sad! Total disaster!
With a new entry for every day of the year written in the voice of the President himself, Trump Calling is a surefire hit, claims the publisher.
“Devotionals can seem so flat and dry sometimes,” Thomas Nelson rep Leanna Martinez said. “What’s so great about Trump Calling is that you could swear the President wrote the words directly to you, as though he were blasting you on Twitter for something you said.”
“It will make a great gift for the Trump supporter in your life,” she added.
At publishing time, Thomas Nelson had announced a follow-up book entitled Reagan Calling.
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