U.S.—After comedian Michelle Wolf’s controversial stand-up act at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Trump supporters across the nation stated they were “outraged” and “triggered” that Democrats would tell mean jokes about conservatives and Republican politicians.
People who voted for one of the most crass public figures ever to run for president were offended that Democrats would “sling mud” and “stoop to a new low.”
“This was over the line,” one man who has defended the president’s crass insults and crude comments throughout his presidential run and tenure in office told reporters. “These guys are really dragging down the level of discourse in this nation.”
“This is America for crying out loud. Our national conversations should remain civil, and these Democrats aren’t helping things with their insults and sarcasm,” he said as he favorited a tweet from the President slamming one of his critics. “Ha, classic Trump. Got em!”
At publishing time, sources had been able to confirm that millions of Trump supporters declared their homes to be “safe spaces” from any mean jokes about the president.
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