Sunday School Teachers' Union Goes On Strike To Demand Shorter Sermons

Joel Osteen Leads Kanye West To Top Of Lakewood Church To Tempt Him With All The Kingdoms Of The Earth In Their Splendor

Alexa Offers To Lead Family Prayer After No One Else Volunteers

Kenneth Copeland Unveils New, Greener Jet That Runs On The Souls Of Those Deceived By The Prosperity Gospel

CNN Blames Ratings Slump On Lack Of News They Want To Report

God To Ignore Quarantine And Continue Being Everywhere